Whether you're slipping food past the cafeteria cashier, or taking your half-empty PBR onto the lift, Burton's The White Collection Smuggler Pant from Burton provides distracting cover to your dastardly deeds.

• DryRide 2-layer fabric and fully taped seams keep the goods dry
• Mesh-lined inner thigh vents let you blow off steam
• Mesh lining dries quickly so you don't get clammy
• Leg Lifts let you easily hike up the hems for treks across muddy parking lots
• Boot gaiters keep the snow from sneaking into your boots
• Ghetto Slits allow you to flare the pant over your boots for extra style points
• Wasit loops let you attach the pant to the powder skirt on compatible jackets
• Sig fit's big enough to allow you to stuff things down your pants, but not get-in-the-way baggy